[eunhyuk; bandfic] when haircuts turn bad
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eunhyuk gets a haircut. mostly everybody laughs.
because eunhyuk should not have gotten this haircut. i have been temporarily traumatized and clearly so has eunhyuk.
The hour that Eunhyuk gets his hair trimmed is the hour he's pretty sure he never wants to go back to the dorm again (or, come to think of it, the world outside the salon). When he decides that, he's staring in the mirror looking at himself and thinking what a difference a day makes except, in this instance, it's half an hour.
"Excuse me," he says nicely, because he is, after all, a very polite person, "I asked for a trim."
The barber gives him a look. "This is a trim."
"No," says Donghae, standing beside him peering into the mirror with a look of intense horror that Eunhyuk is sure is reflected on his own face, "this is a chop."
Eunhyuk would like to stay and argue the definition of 'trim' with the barber, but he's running out of time and anyway no amount of argument is going to bring his hair back. He pays up and moves out of the backdoor to the company van, where his manager drops his head into his hands the moment he sees him. Eunhyuk feels that he'd better start getting used to this reaction.
"It's not that bad," he says, trying to sound cheerful because he is, after all, a very optimistic person.
Donghae tries to smile. That's what best friends do, they pretend along with you that you're not in denial. The manager just moans, "How am I going to explain this to the boss?"
Eunhyuk can't help but feel slightly wronged. He feels bad for causing the manager such troubles, but he is the innocent party who has to go through life for the next couple of months with hair that looks like it was cut by an army barber. He's the one who has to appear on television. He's the one who has been bereft of his sloping-fringed, fluffy, red hair of sex. He's the one who should be moaning all the way home, not the manager.
When they arrive at the dorm, Donghae presses the 12th floor button and Eunhyuk grabs at him desperately. "You can't go up there. You have to go to the 11th floor with me."
"Why?" Donghae looks puzzled.
"I need moral support! And you are to provide that moral support!"
"I'm sure everyone will be fine with your hair," says Donghae comfortingly, albeit unconvincingly because he's never been a very good liar.
"Oh yeah," says Eunhyuk heatedly, "like they would be fine with..."
As though to prove his point, the lift doors slide open to reveal Heechul. Eunhyuk gloomily wonders if his quota of bad luck is just about to run out yet, or if there's been a very large extra amount added on for today because bad hair and Heechul is enough bad luck for a lifetime.
"Hi, hyung," he says feebly.
Heechul stares at him for a moment. Eunhyuk's just about to edge past him and leave him to Donghae when Heechul laughs, loud uncontrollable guffaws that makes Eunhyuk long to whimper. It doesn't help that Heechul reaches out, tweaks his ears (sticking out very conspicuously now) and starts laughing again. "At least your ears are getting some air," he says.
"That's all I ever wanted for my ears," Eunhyuk sighs, making his escape while Donghae acts as the distractor by launching into a list of the benefits of extremely short hair.
He'd hoped that some (all would be preferable but overly hopeful) of the members would be out, but he walks straight into Ryeowook, Shindong, Eeteuk and Kyuhyun having lunch at the dining table. He can do this. He's learned enough body control to be able to slink past them soundlessly. He forgets that he's always failed at this slinking thing.
"Hyung," says Kyuhyun at the apex of his slinking would-be success. Eunhyuk freezes. "Hyung, turn around."
"Nothing to see," he pleads.
"There's something different about you," Eeteuk says wonderingly. "What did you do to oh my god your hair."
Eunhyuk sighs as Eeteuk and Kyuhyun collapse all over each other in fits of breathless laughter.
"You look like an elementary school kid," Eeteuk gasps.
"You look like you got your hair cut by your dad," Kyuhyun snorts.
"You look like someone hates you."
"You look like shit."
Eunhyuk sighs patiently (because he is, after all, a very patient person) and looks appealingly at Shindong and Ryeowook, who appear more understanding of his problems.
Ryeowook catches the signal of distress. "Oh hyung, just when you were looking cool," he says very, very sympathetically. "I'll boil you some herbal soup for faster hair growth!"
"Actually," Shindong remarks, "I don't see much of a difference between this and the last one."
It's very nice, and he should be feeling good because they have good intentions. But somehow he doesn't feel very comforted, especially since eight years of friendship tells him that Shindong's actually telling the truth.
Just then, Yesung comes out of his room to investigate all the laughter. He catches sight of Eunhyuk and doesn't laugh, which Eunhyuk is surprised and grateful for (maybe there's some sensitivity in Yesung that he'd never had the opportunity to uncover before). There is no reaction whatsoever on Yesung's face, and Eunhyuk is beginning to warm to him in a way he's never done when Yesung circles him, looking closely at his hair, then reaches out and fondles the ends. His cold fingers brush against the skin of Eunhyuk's cheeks because the hair is just that short.
"Okay," says Eunhyuk, breathing in deeply, "this is it."
"Isn't it nice that beanies were invented?" Eeteuk says musingly.
For the first time today, Eunhyuk agrees with someone.
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At least he seemingly has an abundant supply of headgear? alskdjh;lakhj the video I linked is the first video I've seen of his uncovered hair.
eta: YES, DONGHAE IS GORGEOUS IN THAT VIDEO. VERY. IS ANYONE WILLING TO PORN HIM FOR ME ;LAKSDL;JK
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gen; 941 words
eunhyuk gets a haircut. mostly everybody laughs.
because eunhyuk should not have gotten this haircut. i have been temporarily traumatized and clearly so has eunhyuk.
The hour that Eunhyuk gets his hair trimmed is the hour he's pretty sure he never wants to go back to the dorm again (or, come to think of it, the world outside the salon). When he decides that, he's staring in the mirror looking at himself and thinking what a difference a day makes except, in this instance, it's half an hour.
"Excuse me," he says nicely, because he is, after all, a very polite person, "I asked for a trim."
The barber gives him a look. "This is a trim."
"No," says Donghae, standing beside him peering into the mirror with a look of intense horror that Eunhyuk is sure is reflected on his own face, "this is a chop."
Eunhyuk would like to stay and argue the definition of 'trim' with the barber, but he's running out of time and anyway no amount of argument is going to bring his hair back. He pays up and moves out of the backdoor to the company van, where his manager drops his head into his hands the moment he sees him. Eunhyuk feels that he'd better start getting used to this reaction.
"It's not that bad," he says, trying to sound cheerful because he is, after all, a very optimistic person.
Donghae tries to smile. That's what best friends do, they pretend along with you that you're not in denial. The manager just moans, "How am I going to explain this to the boss?"
Eunhyuk can't help but feel slightly wronged. He feels bad for causing the manager such troubles, but he is the innocent party who has to go through life for the next couple of months with hair that looks like it was cut by an army barber. He's the one who has to appear on television. He's the one who has been bereft of his sloping-fringed, fluffy, red hair of sex. He's the one who should be moaning all the way home, not the manager.
When they arrive at the dorm, Donghae presses the 12th floor button and Eunhyuk grabs at him desperately. "You can't go up there. You have to go to the 11th floor with me."
"Why?" Donghae looks puzzled.
"I need moral support! And you are to provide that moral support!"
"I'm sure everyone will be fine with your hair," says Donghae comfortingly, albeit unconvincingly because he's never been a very good liar.
"Oh yeah," says Eunhyuk heatedly, "like they would be fine with..."
As though to prove his point, the lift doors slide open to reveal Heechul. Eunhyuk gloomily wonders if his quota of bad luck is just about to run out yet, or if there's been a very large extra amount added on for today because bad hair and Heechul is enough bad luck for a lifetime.
"Hi, hyung," he says feebly.
Heechul stares at him for a moment. Eunhyuk's just about to edge past him and leave him to Donghae when Heechul laughs, loud uncontrollable guffaws that makes Eunhyuk long to whimper. It doesn't help that Heechul reaches out, tweaks his ears (sticking out very conspicuously now) and starts laughing again. "At least your ears are getting some air," he says.
"That's all I ever wanted for my ears," Eunhyuk sighs, making his escape while Donghae acts as the distractor by launching into a list of the benefits of extremely short hair.
He'd hoped that some (all would be preferable but overly hopeful) of the members would be out, but he walks straight into Ryeowook, Shindong, Eeteuk and Kyuhyun having lunch at the dining table. He can do this. He's learned enough body control to be able to slink past them soundlessly. He forgets that he's always failed at this slinking thing.
"Hyung," says Kyuhyun at the apex of his slinking would-be success. Eunhyuk freezes. "Hyung, turn around."
"Nothing to see," he pleads.
"There's something different about you," Eeteuk says wonderingly. "What did you do to oh my god your hair."
Eunhyuk sighs as Eeteuk and Kyuhyun collapse all over each other in fits of breathless laughter.
"You look like an elementary school kid," Eeteuk gasps.
"You look like you got your hair cut by your dad," Kyuhyun snorts.
"You look like someone hates you."
"You look like shit."
Eunhyuk sighs patiently (because he is, after all, a very patient person) and looks appealingly at Shindong and Ryeowook, who appear more understanding of his problems.
Ryeowook catches the signal of distress. "Oh hyung, just when you were looking cool," he says very, very sympathetically. "I'll boil you some herbal soup for faster hair growth!"
"Actually," Shindong remarks, "I don't see much of a difference between this and the last one."
It's very nice, and he should be feeling good because they have good intentions. But somehow he doesn't feel very comforted, especially since eight years of friendship tells him that Shindong's actually telling the truth.
Just then, Yesung comes out of his room to investigate all the laughter. He catches sight of Eunhyuk and doesn't laugh, which Eunhyuk is surprised and grateful for (maybe there's some sensitivity in Yesung that he'd never had the opportunity to uncover before). There is no reaction whatsoever on Yesung's face, and Eunhyuk is beginning to warm to him in a way he's never done when Yesung circles him, looking closely at his hair, then reaches out and fondles the ends. His cold fingers brush against the skin of Eunhyuk's cheeks because the hair is just that short.
"Okay," says Eunhyuk, breathing in deeply, "this is it."
"Isn't it nice that beanies were invented?" Eeteuk says musingly.
For the first time today, Eunhyuk agrees with someone.
end
At least he seemingly has an abundant supply of headgear? alskdjh;lakhj the video I linked is the first video I've seen of his uncovered hair.
eta: YES, DONGHAE IS GORGEOUS IN THAT VIDEO. VERY. IS ANYONE WILLING TO PORN HIM FOR ME ;LAKSDL;JK
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Date: 2010-02-11 02:03 pm (UTC)damn, I really miss his read hair...
but, i still like him either way... ^^
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Date: 2010-02-12 12:14 am (UTC)"You look like you got your hair cut by your dad," Kyuhyun snorts.
"You look like someone hates you."
"You look like shit."
WHAT.DID.THEY.DO.TO.HIM?
WHERE IS HIS SEX-ME-RED HAIR?
OMG. OMG. OMG. WTF IS THIS SHIT?
AND OH HAE. YOU SEXBOMB YOU <3
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Date: 2010-02-11 02:09 pm (UTC)//
Heechul stares at him for a moment. Eunhyuk's just about to edge past him and leave him to Donghae when Heechul laughs, loud uncontrollable guffaws that makes Eunhyuk long to whimper. It doesn't help that Heechul reaches out, tweaks his ears (sticking out very conspiciously now) and starts laughing again. "At least your ears are getting some air," he says. //
favourite.
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Date: 2010-02-11 02:22 pm (UTC)Oh Hyuk, ILY even with that...hair. ♥
Is it bad that I laughed at the hair when I first saw it, too?
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Date: 2010-02-12 05:57 am (UTC)Thank you for commenting :D
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Date: 2010-02-12 05:58 am (UTC)XDDDDD
I love his headgear but not when he's wearing it for the purpose of hiding his cmi hair roflrofl
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Date: 2010-02-11 02:44 pm (UTC)I watched the video and nearly died laughing at Hyukjae's hair... though I must say that Hae's arms were a nice distraction. :3
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:01 am (UTC)ARMS. ARMS. *_________________* I KNEW HE HAD ARMS OF PORN BUT THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND COMPLETELY. akljhlakjh it made up somewhat for the anguish of seeing the tragedy of Hyuk's hair (poor bb, life will always be hard)
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Date: 2010-02-11 02:47 pm (UTC){"You look like someone hates you."
"You look like shit."}
XDDDDD
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:03 am (UTC)XDDDD
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Date: 2010-02-11 03:03 pm (UTC)But yes, slightly jealous that your 10 minutes worth of writing is amazing and awesome sauce while mine is just Yesung/Sungmin awkwardness. Totally glaring in your general direction T___T
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:07 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2010-02-11 03:36 pm (UTC)Heechul in this fic <3
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:13 am (UTC)I hope that it grows out before I get used to it :D
Thank you for commenting!
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Date: 2010-02-11 04:30 pm (UTC)HYUK WTF. THE RED HAIR WAS LIKE... THE MOSE BECOMING THING ON YOU EVAR. crap you couldn't have gone back to sorry sorry light hair at least? :/
but bad cuts aside the fic was darling. and lol yesung was the best part. he's such a creep that it's amazing
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:17 am (UTC)I mourn for the red hair. Which is giving me an idea for another hair-related plot. DIES HOW IS HYUK'S BAD HAIR SUCH AN INSPIRATION FOR FICCING ROFL.
Creeper!Yesung never fails to amuse me ♥
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Date: 2010-02-11 05:05 pm (UTC)I WISH I COULD SEE THE HAIR YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT but im in school and they were smart enough to block youtube [but not youku kekekekekeke]
"That's all I ever wanted for my ears," AWWWWW HYUKKIEEEE HAHAHA POOR KID
MAN
ITS GONNA BE OK BUDDY, YOU'RE STILL REALLY COOL TO ME.
I LOVE YOU!!!!
PERFECT FANFIC!!!
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:30 am (UTC)Thank you for reading! :D
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:33 am (UTC)I died half a second into Donghae's arms.
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Date: 2010-02-11 05:41 pm (UTC)i feel so bad for him (irl) except i'd probably be pointing to him and laughing too XD
omg all the speculation about "4jib look" and it's just a really bad haircut after all XD
awww never mind bb, we still love you ♥ but not your hair XD
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:43 am (UTC)THIS OBSERVATION IS HILARIOUS. I can imagine Suju being alarmed about Hyuk's down spirits lately and trying to figure out what's wrong with him and why he's wearing that beanie even at home. And then someone finally pulls it off and everyone's just like, "Oh." DYING.
We love you, but that hair has to go. XDDD
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Date: 2010-02-11 09:06 pm (UTC)other than that, i thought the fic was very amusing because i could actually picture it XD
lol donghae is so hot in that video, i almost didn't even notice hyuk in the bg >.>;;
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:49 am (UTC)I can just imagine the amount of shit he got from the rest about the haircut XD
Nomming on Donghae's arms. alskdh;kehlkjh why couldn't Hyuk have been dressed in his black wifebeater with his red hair. That would have made it perfect T_T
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Date: 2010-02-11 10:08 pm (UTC)The hair isn't so bad XD This is like a sad redux of SJT bowl-cut though :|
... Nicely done! /compliments on writing after justifying his hair... that can't be justified _-_ But no really, Yesung. I always like his weirdness and you brought that out really well here 8D
"That's all I ever wanted for my ears," Eunhyuk sighs, making his escape while Donghae acts as the distractor by launching into a list of the benefits of extremely short hair.
Because Donghae is the expert on short hair. :| lol 8D
♥
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:53 am (UTC)The SJT bowl cut yes, except for some reason it looks even worse now. Maybe because his face has outgrown the schoolboy haircut. Or that he's taking such lengths to conceal it XDDD Poor bb, just when life is getting good, a barber has to do this to him, dies. At least he looks good in headgear :D
Creeper!Yesung and obliging!Donghae, I do so love.
Thank you ♥
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Date: 2010-02-11 11:32 pm (UTC)hae and kyu looked kind of awesome/beautiful in that video though ♥
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:22 am (UTC)Poor us indeed ;________; Let's hope that his hair has the sense to grow out really soon.
;aldj;klh Donghae blew my mind. ♥__♥
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Date: 2010-02-12 12:27 am (UTC)akjsfhl kjfbakjdf DONT TAKE YOUR COAT OFF.asdfh krfdjvbasdm,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
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Date: 2010-02-12 03:35 am (UTC)i actually had to watch that video like 8 times before i stopped being distracted by hae's arms. very nice arms.
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:56 am (UTC)lkasjklh Donghae. Nomming on his arms forever.
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Date: 2010-02-12 04:17 am (UTC)ANGUISH ANGUISH ANGUISH BUT DONGHAE IS SO DISTRACTING -- THOSE ARMS, THAT BODY. AHEM.
...I am supposed to be leaving a comment here.
his sloping-fringed, fluffy, red hair of sex
I couldn't agree with this description more. I was positively having HAIRGASMS to hyuk's hair every time I saw a photo of him. MY HEART IS BROKEN NOW, HYUKJAE, WHYYYYY.
"Hyung," says Kyuhyun at the apex of his slinking would-be success
A++++++++++
and Yesung is such a lovely creeper, I'm so glad he was... touchy.
THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY AND CRACKY AND MAKES UP FOR THE TRAUMA HYUK PUT US THROUGH >:|
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Date: 2010-02-12 07:01 am (UTC)I AM AFRAID TO REWATCH THAT VIDEO FOR FEAR THAT DONGHAE WILL BLOW MY MIND AGAIN.
...I should stop typing in caps.
*places broken heart with yours* Let's pray that the fans will start sending him revitalising / strong hair growth products.
IT'D BETTER GROW OUT BY MARCH. I WOULD BE DEPRESSED IF THE ONLY TIME I EVER GET TO SEE HIM IS WITH A SCHOOLBOY HAIRCUT.
No trauma is ever too acute with you howling alongside me ♥♥♥♥♥
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Date: 2010-02-12 05:59 am (UTC)ahahhahaa well at least Hyukkie looks *adorable* wearing a beanie :3
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Date: 2010-02-12 07:03 am (UTC)Yes, there is that, at least XDD Oh, what comforts have we been reduced to.
Thank you for reading ♥
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:02 am (UTC)I don't think I've ever been so turned on and put off in such a short amount of time.
0:05 = Donghae Hotness. Like. GUH. DONGHAE HOTNESS.
0:06 = Hyukjae's HAIR. D:<
And what happened to that long, red, Haeplzfckme hair that was all messy and curly... and red... and long... and sexy... and GUH. (Star King Pillow Fight Episode? HOT.)
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Date: 2010-02-12 06:08 am (UTC)... and once it's done converting into mp4 format, I shall proceed to put it into my iPod.
I thought you would like to know, is all.
SOMEONE REC THIS. IF I DON'T SEE THIS RECCED, THE WORLD IS GOING TO COME TO AN END.
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Date: 2010-02-12 08:09 am (UTC)And oh, I know this fic is supposed to be gen, but I spy EunHae. <3
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Date: 2010-02-13 02:58 am (UTC)It appears that EunHae is never too far from any fic I write XD