I was totally thinking of Newton Circus when you talked about sambal stingray!! XDDD plus the oyster omelette! OMG all that grease and awesome, awesome taste ;) you have my full sympathy. Ochacha is a sort-of new cafe in Raffles City, it sells the best matcha lattes / freezies / desserts you ever tasted. Seriously. It's like drinking heaven.

Army boys have legendary slang lah. And another word I love is 'cheem'. "Wah, cheemology!" Hahaha. Even "profound" doesn't really describe "cheem"...or doesn't have the same feel...

Sometimes, though, when I'm on the train or bus and listen to people behind me talking in super Singlish-Singlish, it makes my hair stand >.<