what the fuck what the what omg what tHE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LIFE MAD WOMAN HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME after all that beautiful sex you put the last nail in my coffin why is the lube WHAT'S THE LUBE DOING IN THERE


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WHAT?

my face is red right now and i'm laughing i'm seriously laughing because WHAT THE FUCK

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE MOST TALENTED FANFICTION WRITER/ FUTURE BESTSELLER???WRITER IN THIS UNIVERSE

you are so wonderful. so full of wonder. gem gem

gem

this part was one of the best by far.

Congratulations on your brain congratulations on your cow